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With today’s sentence, the possibilities seemed endless…
Once when I was bored out of my mind…
I decided to write down things my family members and I said that may seem strange to an outsider.
Talk about endless possibilities! I realized that if someone was writing down our daily dialogue, you know, like a court reporter or something, it would be highly peculiar and possibly indecipherable. Let’s start with the least intelligible among us first.
- Ut-nuh! (oatmeal- shouted with great enthusiasm)
- Guh-gul! (bagel- also shouted in a demanding tone)
- Nyuk (milk)
- Hi-nee! (Hiney. Usually said while swiping wildly at her diapered crotch with a bunch of toilet paper.)
- See previous post for other choice things Sophie has said this week.
- Sophie just threw a potato into the TV!
- You’re on my last nerve. (Said to Sophie)
- You can’t hit sissy, but you can hit me on the head with this ball, because it’s made of rubber.
- I only know one grown-up word: turtleneck. And I have no idea what it means.
- Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Why was the girl so famous? Because she was so baaa-eautiful! Get it? Baa- eutiful? (Don’t look at me- I got nothin’.)
- Please don’t put your mouth on that trash can
- Please don’t put your head in the toilet.
- We’re all done wiping Mommy’s hiney now. (See Item 4 on Sophie’s list. She also enjoys balling up toilet paper and dabbing at my hindquarters when I am using public toilets. Ah, motherhood.)
- Crayons do not go in our ears.
- Did you give it the smell test?
- Where are you going with that tupperware? (To Izzy, who was sneaking away mysteriously)
- Daddy has grown-up ears. I hear everything.
As I was jotting down our perplexing utterances, I noticed a few key phrases that were repeated, by me, over and over. If I had been keeping a tally, I’m pretty sure these are the things I say with the most regularity:
Mommy’s Most Used Phrases
- Mommy’s coming! (And not in the ironic Miranda from Sex in the City way. Look it up.)
- I’ll be right there! (see Item #1)
- Please wait! (through gritted teeth)
- What’s wrong? (shouted with frustration from another room in the house)
- Why is Sophie screaming? (usually directed at Izzy.)
- It’s all right (in a soothing, yet frazzled tone.)
So there you have it- consider yourselves a fly on our wall!
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