Welcome back to ParentZ Bop: Drop the Mic, Mom. You rewrite the song lyrics, and I’ll record a video! Our second installment is brought to us by the clever Peyton Price of Suburban Haiku. Peyton’s newest book is coming out next month- you can pre-order one today! Go, Peyton!
Peyton has rewritten the Rolling Stones classic to highlight the inconvenient, frustrating, and often disgusting reality of parenthood: You Can’t Always Poop Where You Want. You’re going to love it. I can testify that especially when your children are of potty-training age, you definitely cannot always poop where you want. Sometimes you poop in the aisle of outlet stores. True story. Enjoy!
Next on our docket is my hilarious friend Don from Don of All Trades. If you know Don, you know it’s going to be brilliant, and you don’t want to miss it. Do you have a song you’ve been dying to rewrite? Send me an email in the Contact Me form above!